i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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