It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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