I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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