The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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