I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she smelled like a LAN party
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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