I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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