i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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