i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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