It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.