North Korea, Best Korea!
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED