i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You took a bar mat shot.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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