I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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