The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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