The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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