I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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