I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
