i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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