I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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