so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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