i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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