this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven