hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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