i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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