1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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