I'm gonna have a badass scar
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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