before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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