they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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