Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
