I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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