belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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