I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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