Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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