yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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