bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Randomize
