If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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