Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Acid is not a monday night drug
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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