super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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