How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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