ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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