You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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