I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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