kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I love having hate sex.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I need water and some morals
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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