Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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