What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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