ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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