Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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