Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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