break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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