all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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