This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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