Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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