You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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