why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
