dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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