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Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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